Surplus-ism's According to Larry...

Mon, 14 May 2007 09:07:14 -0700

For a local college district, I facilitated and assisted in almost thirty public auctions of surplus items. My responsibilities for these surplus items...were receiving, distributing, storing, stacking, warehousing, recycling, photographing, processing, disposing, transferring, advertising, tracking/ accounting, maintaining, setting up and cleaning up, preparing, and finding new homes (both internally/ externally), etc.
I also authored...

Here are my "Surplus-ism's According to Larry"...
1. 1,000,000 to 1, you will find the right surplus.
2. 50 ways to love your surplus.
3. A day without surplus is like the night.
4. A few good surplus is all that I need.
5. A funny thing always happens on the way to the surplus warehouse.
6. A horse, a horse, my surplus for a horse...
7. A little surplus goes a long way.
8. A man is known by the surplus he keeps.
9. A man too busy to take care of his surplus, is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
10. A midsummer night's surplus.
11. A office without surplus, is like a fish without a bicycle.
12. A penny saved is surplus.
13. A picture of a surplus item, is worth a thousand surplus words.
14. A pot of surplus is at the end of a rainbow.
15. A rolling stone gathers no surplus.
16. A season for surplus.
17. A surplus a day for the teacher.
10. continued...